Tally ho!

A commission by EnfyFuhn for his delightfully naughty story T'n'A:The Race, which you can and should read here:
T'n'A: The RaceIt was a glorious day in the park. The sun was out. The birds were out. The bees were out. But all of the gawping onlookers would agree that the thing that truly made the day one to remember was the sheer amount of Tally that was out. It was certainly far more than she’d ever intended.
She stared down from the stage, her freckled face going redder by the second. The entire student body stared up at her in speechless amazement, overwhelmed by the view of her perfect student body. Most of the boys looked like they'd died and gone to heaven. Given that they were still all wearing gym shorts, most of them were showing a lot more than just their full attention, too. The park hadn't seen so many pitched tents since last year's music festival. They made no effort to conceal their obvious bulges either; it didn't even occur to them. It was like dangling a treat over a huddle of puppies; they were totally mesmerized. A bomb could have gone off behind them and they wouldn't have noticed. T